Film Review - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Now, before I begin let me state that I absolutely adore the Pirates of the Caribbean films. They have such a charm about them that I love.

That doesn't mean, however, that I can't see their flaws. Dead Man's Chest is not a patch on Black Pearl, and while World's End looks impressive, the truth is it is a complicated mess. I still love them though.

However, Stranger Tides has let me down.

What I was hoping for was the funny, clever fantasy adventure that we got from one, with Depp being able to shine as our swaggering and loveable Captain Jack. He has no Knightly or Bloom to weigh him down with plot; the focus could be completely on him.

However, that's not what the filmmakers had in mind. They have replaced Knightly and Bloom with two new romantic leads (Sam Clafin and Astrid Berges-Frisby), while also adding an old flame (Penelope Cruz) and a new enemy (Ian McShane)... and it fails completely.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against any of the actors mentioned above. Depp is on top form as usual as Sparrow, but their isn't any of those quirky one-liners or scene stealing moments that you get in the other films (why is the rum always gone?), simply because the plot is mind-boggingly complicated and so full of holes it just sinks (see what I did there?! ;P). Geoffry Rush as brilliant again and Ian McShane is given the dream role as Blackbeard, the most evil bastard to ever roam the seven seas... so why the hell is he given so little to do?!

And that right there is the problem. All the actors are brilliant as usual, even the newcomers. However (and I'm really sorry when I say this- I adore Sam Clafin; watch Pillars of the Earth to see why) not all of them are needed. All they succeed in doing is creating a, quite frankly, ridiculous plot, with too many characters that don't even know their own motivation, so I have no idea how an audience is gonna know!

There are some good elements to the film. Blackbeard's ship is impressive (but again, not featured enough). And the introduction of the mermaids is incredibly creepy. However, these don't outweigh the fact that you have no idea what is going on!

I have no doubt that Stranger Tides will still do well at the box office and the ending screams sequel, but here's hoping the producers learn one simple rule before then- all we need is a ship, a horizon and Captain Jack Sparrow...

Rating: 4 out of 10

Film Review - Attack The Block (2011)

Attack The Block (2011) - Joe Cornish

This film's been on the radar for a while now. It stormed the SXSW convention and has been getting a lot of positive media attention. Well, believe the hype. It's incredible.

The concept is simple; Aliens invade a council block full of teenagers in South London. The result is stunning. First-time film director Cornish has done a brilliant job.

Given Cornish's background and the people involved (Nick Frost, Nira Park), you may think this is a comedic paraody like Shaun of the Dead (2004). Don't be fooled. The comedy takes a back seat; this is a dark, jumpy sci-fi thriller, with some scenes that are completely unexpected.

Cornish has seemlessly bought all the tension and suspense of your typical Hollywood sci-fi to British shores, and he's done it amazingly well. The aliens are creepy and nothing like you've ever seen before. The pace never drops and the scares are real. And our heroes aren't Bruce Willis or Will Smith- they are that gang of hoodies you crossed the street to avoid yesterday. Each and everyone one of them is brilliant, but our main protagonist Moses really stands out. Newcomer John Boyega portrays him with a great but quiet strength and confidence as he tries to deal with the chaos around him.

There are laughs in there mainly courtesy of Luke Treadaway's Brewis or Alex Esmail's Pest, both brilliant. And you may find yourself laughing at the start of the film with the completely stereotypical 'hoodie' dialogue. But pretty soon, you'll be talking like them. Trust.

That's because Cornish doesn't make these characters stupid or bad. He spent a year in youth centres getting to know kids like the ones you see. He shows these guys are clever and portrayed in a sympathetic light; there's a brutual reminder towards the end of the film that at the end of the day, these guys are just kids. And you will find yourselves completely on their side- I beg you not to cheer when that firework flies down the corridor or when they take to the streets on whatever they can get their hands on.

What really makes this film though, is the direction. Cornish's take is refreshing, when don't need that big helicopter shot or that massive explosion to get us on the edge of our seats; we get right in on the action, running down the stairwell or jumping over walls with these guys. Dark creeping lighting adds brilliantly to the atmosphere. A council block has never looked more beautiful and just wait for the stunning slow-mo finale...

A film hasn't blown me away like this for a while. Cornish proves that you don't need a big budget to make an amazing sci-fi thriller, and reminds the world once again, that British film is still alive and kicking.

Rating: 9 out of 10

Why you should know the name Starkid and how they will blow your mind...

Dear people of the UK.

I understand there may have been a slight distraction for most of you this week. However, that shouldn't have taken away from the other big event of the year- the release of the new Starkid production- Starship!

Now, it's not just your blank faces that tell me you know nothing about this. The numbers also tell a story. The Starship cast album was released yesterday. In four other countries, the album is or has been in the top ten of the iTunes album chart. In UK, it is currently at number 36. This upsets me. Hence, I will now explain who Starkid are and why you should watch their shows. You should thank me in advance for the mind-blowing you are about to recieve...

 
Starkid are a group of actors, writers, musicians and other talented artists who have come together to create some truly awesome musical shows. These shows they then record and share with the world on YouTube. Their name cames from one of the first shows they did, and certainly the first one that gave them major acclaim. This show was called A Very Potter Musical...

 

Yes, what you just saw was a the opening of a Harry Potter musical. I bet you wanna keep watching, but give it just a minute... let me explain some more.

This show was such a success that the group created a sequel to this, the appropriately titled A Very Potter Sequel. These shows are amazing, brilliantly funny and with their own original songs.

Obviously, Starkid could not make any profit from these shows, with the giants that are J.K Rowling and Warner Bros. owning the concept behind them. However, what the shows did do was gain Starkid a huge legion of fans, the...*ahem* well, the Starkids.

So, when Starkid created their own musicals based on their own stories, their fan base was already in place. The first of these productions was called Me and My Dick.

Yes, he may be singing to a personification of his penis, but this show is tremendously funny, heartwarmingly charming and full of infections songs. The acting's amazing too... seriously, all of them are so talented that is just not fair. Watch all of it and if you don't have Land of the Dicks in your head for days then something's wrong with you...

However, where Starkid have really come into their own is with their latest show Starship. 

Each new show Starkid release is always bigger than the last and this is no exception. The hype for this show between the fans was incredible and April 30th really was as anticipated as the day before... even if the reasons for said anticipation was completely different...

And Starkid didn't disappoint. Starship tells the story of Bug, an alien from a distant planet who dreams of becoming a Starship Ranger, a term he learned from the human space ship that crashed on his planet 18 years ago. When another Starship arrives, Bug leaps at the opportunity to fulfil his dream... Unsuprisingly, This show is full of that infectious charm that Starkid are now renowed for; it's witty, intelligent and incredibly nerdy ("You. Are. A. Toaster.").

If you watched some of the videos I've posted on this page (if not, do it now!), you'll already know how talented these guys are. Just to name a few, because they are all so amazing, Joey Richter (Bug, Ron and err... Joey Richter) is stunning and needs to be on Broadway now. Lauren Lopez (Draco and Taz) makes me die with laughter everytime I see her, and Brian Holden (Lupin and Junior) not only totally steals the second act of Starship but he co-wrote it too. You've also probably noticed that Harry Potter is played by none other than Glee star Darren Criss, who also wrote the songs for Starship and many of the others you've heard too.

As Starship is their own original idea, Starkid are able to make money from it. As stated above, the cast album has been released, t-shirts and other merchandise is avaliable and The DVD of Starship is already SOLD OUT! But the best thing I've noticed about Starship? No where have a seen a link to a free download of the cast album; instead it's currently number 4 on the US iTunes chart. If that isn't a testament to fan loyalty, I don't know what is...


You've probably noticed how long this post is. For that I am sorry but I feel very passionately about these guys. They represent everything that's good about the internet; talented people being able to get the recognition that they deserve. The world is too full of people who are famous for nothing, and sure, the web usually gives us them too. However, if through all that trash, a group like Starkid are given the opportunity to shine, then I'm happy to sit through all the Rebecca Blacks and Charlie Sheens the internet has, so long as at the end of it all, I get to be a Starship Ranger...



For more info on Starkid and their productions, check out their website: http://www.teamstarkid.com/